Its official, researchers have confirmed the blinkin obvious that being gay will stop you from dying. Its all true, I am not dead yet – I am proof. Its all very simple all you have to do is sing show tunes. Show tunes are gay as are small dogs, wardrobes, cliches and anything bought from Ikea. If there is not Ikea in your country – you are in straight hell. Therefore, the link is quite simple.
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